Want to know to make a liberal go insane? That’s a trick question because they are already crazy, but a way to get a good freak out from them is to let working people keep more of the money they earn. The Senate just passed a tax reform bill that will give across the board relief and marginally famous liberals are losing their minds. I was hesitant to call these people celebrates because, as you will soon see, that description would be a stretch.
First up we have Resistance tweeter Alyssa Milano:
You think this #TaxScamBill is bad? Wait until they take the internet from you and give it to big corporations. Notice the trend here? #SaveNetNeutrality
— Alyssa Milano (@Alyssa_Milano) December 2, 2017
What if I don’t think the tax bill is bad? Do I still have to pretend like ending government regulation of the Internet is a bad thing?
Then we have Billy Eichner, with his big gay swimming pool warning:
Thank you to all the working class Trump voters who will get crushed by the new tax bill but who's vote just bought me a new swimming pool! You're all welcome to come over and use it! (Warning: there are a LOT of gay guys in the pool).
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) December 2, 2017
How exactly will the working class be crushed when the GOP tax bill lets them keep more of the money they earn? Also, I’ll take a pass on that pool party invite.
Sad clown Patton Oswald echoed the doom and gloom of Newsweek kook Kurt Eichenwald:
Is there any going back after this #TaxBillScam? To America? Does it matter now if Trump is impeached? There’s no America now. Not the one we knew. Sorry, feeling real despair this morning
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) December 2, 2017
Hey, at least he’s no longer calling for Trump to be impeached. Really, this looks like Republicans have broken Oswald beyond repair and that’s a good thing no matter what’s in the tax bill.
Unemployed drunk Chelsea Handler found God (sort of):
What Republicans did last night to the poor and middle class in this country to reward huge corporations and the very wealthy is sickening. So, for all the religious beliefs you hold, rewarding the people who fund your campaigns must be somewhere in the Bible.
— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) December 2, 2017
I imagine Chelsea has one of those hollowed out bibles to hide her gin flask, but beyond that I don’t think she’s much of a theologian.
The godfather of fake news, Dan Rather, even got in on the action:
I've seen kids spill out their piggy banks and plan their allowance budget with more care than the Republicans in Congress are planning for the future of the U.S economy.
— Dan Rather (@DanRather) December 1, 2017
It’s interesting that the left didn’t give a shit about stuff like this when Obama doubled the national debt during his 8 year reign of fiscal terror, isn’t it?
Finally, 400-pound Jello shot Michael Moore is actually excited that this tax bill will lead to a liberal revolution or something:
The Republican Party is the enemy of the American people. The Senate just passed the Trump Tax Increase, 1:50am, enriching the 1% & concentrating wealth in the hands of the few. Capitalism & Fascism. The coup is underway. Make no mistake about it. EVERYONE OFF THE BENCH! 11/6/18!
— Michael Moore (@MMFlint) December 2, 2017
That’s cute. he’s so delusional that he thinks letting people keep more of the money they earn will make them rise up against the party that that did that for them.
If there’s one thing liberals hate more than people with freedom, it’s people keeping their own money. It’s weird how this stuff hasn’t put more democrats in office.
(First reported by the DownTrend) https://downtrend.com/71superb/marginally-famous-liberals-freak-the-hell-out-over-gop-tax-bill (December 2, 2017)
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