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Beto O’Rourke Shot For Stars, Settling For Planetarium

EL PASO, TEXAS — The former panhandle congressman made the announcement Wednesday that he is not going to challenge U.S. Sen. John Cornyn’s seat in 2020, according to reports.

The announcement comes fresh after former Texas U.S. Rep. Beto O’Rourke’s stunningly embarrassing defeat against U.S. Sen. Ted Cruz, who is consistently ranked as only slightly more “likable” by comparison. In other news, Cruz is married to Goldman-Sachs co-conspirator Heidi Cruz  and forgot to disclose his massive loans from the bank that engineered the 2008 global collapse.

None of the aforementioned matter as much to Texans as the fact that Beto was a Democrat with a criminal record, and parents engaged in the shipment and distribution of Heroin.

Simply put, Texas voters decided that — even if a candidate smells — it’s no reason to elect a pile of cow droppings.

Read the full story from Big League Politics

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