A mob of confused angry leftists led by an elderly socialist up past his bedtime converged to protest somebody, anybody.
“Are you ready for a fight?” Bernie Sanders querulously cried. He sounded more like he wanted a nap.
As the countdown approached, print shops waited with bated breath to decide whose name to print on a thousand identical signs and furious community organizers slash bartenders tried to figure out how to rhyme a variety of names with ‘Roe vs. Wade’.
Finally they all gathered to scream loudly that if a Republican nominee replaced another Republican nominee on the Supreme Court, it would kill absolutely everyone in America. Millions would die. Possibly billions.
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