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Get Drunk With Hillary Clinton

A few lucky bundlers will blast it with the world’s most admired colluder and child rapist defender. Guzzle white wine as Hillary Clinton gives you the gimlet eye and rattles of her list of enemies and all the ways that they’ve committed suicide. Bill will also come along to puke in your lap while offering to sell you discount Russian uranium.

It’s the deal of a lifetime.

Also on offer, was ‘chardonnay with Hillary Clinton’. The program said: ‘Savor a rare opportunity to enjoy a glass of wine with one of the most admired and respected women in the world.

‘During this experience of a lifetime, get to know the woman who has been on the frontlines of the fight for social justice, children’s advocacy, women’s equality, and human rights across the globe, all while enjoying a glass of her favorite Chardonnay.’

The winning bid was $65,000, to the obvious delight of Bill.

It is just me or has the value of the Clinton brand gone down? This didn’t even break six figures.

But by all means, get to know a compulsive liar and listen to her compose random lies about the time she tried to join the French Foreign Legion but they turned her down because of sexism.

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